Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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