laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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