we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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