Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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