...so i touched it.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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