Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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