I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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