I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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