Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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