Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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