I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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