just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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