Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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