The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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