last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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