What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
