I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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