I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
did you just send me my own nude
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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