I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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