I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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