I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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