Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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