What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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