I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We need to get me chipped asap
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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