His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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