He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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