Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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