no. you can't hotbox the world.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Someone shattered a urinal.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
