Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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