she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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