You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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