i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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