Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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