are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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