There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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