doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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