Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm at about main and main street
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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