I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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