I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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