is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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