guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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