my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.