I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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