what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just cropdusted the office
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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