Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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