Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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