Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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