So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
we're so committed to being not committed
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