i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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