theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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