A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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