i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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