Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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