no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
dude. I can hear the air.
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