i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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