At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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